Monday 31 October 2016

Laziness Meet Procrastination

Okay, Laziness married with Procrastination   is a big problem and needs  to be talked  about,  like seriously .

Is it that most people lack focus or  is it that they blame others for their predicament,  whichever one it is - we Nigerians need to address this now because it seems to be a normal thing among my generation.

So I was just talking about this issue with my roommate,  and he believes that smartphone contributes a lot to this.

He also mentioned the fact that is because we are young and full of energy,  so we spend it making friends and flexing .

That's what got me thinking , we youths are filled with energy which means productivity with determination is possible.

So where did we go wrong ,  or what really went wrong  that lack of responsibility is okay and not a big deal for most individuals that their daily routine has been what it is for some years now and they are okay.

Seriously,  I strongly feel some parents have failed in raising up responsible and accountable children that are reliable .

Children who see the need to be productive  and most importantly useful to themselves and the society . Don't get me wrong,  is fantastically okay to buy your children video games and all that but is even far better when you make them deserve and earn it.

If things we give to our children are as a result of their hard work or commitment , is very possible to have children that will write novels at early stage of life,  children that will write a program for better and educative games and also children that will have the mindset to lead his/her nation to greater highest where their parent works and legacy are sustained and improved on.

It is hard (but hopefully possible)  to move a lazy and naturally Procrastinative adult to be efficient but is easier when it starts early from childhood .

As an adult to make a move towards a better you,  you have to surround yourself with  positive people that believe in a future where they have control over and happy with.

Get a journal for yourself and pen down your thoughts and gradually your goals.  Ask the man in the mirror what he/she really wants - trust me is not just money and Sex but is all about making a name for yourself.

A name that will bring money to your  doorstep and that name is only possible when you make use of your individual gift that has been sleeping for centuries .

Is never late to turn laziness into legacy .

Give Nigeria and Nigerians another name to echo from generation to generation .



BIG DEAL: Sex With A Corper

Initially I thought it was a joke,  until my principal's daughter started making advances at me.

Barely 2weeks into the school I was posted this girl has shown me kindness that I wondered if God is trying to give me another mother. Consistent calls,  chats and motivational messages kept coming every day,  firstly in a Christian way and gradually she moved to "you can ask me anything " post on WhatsApp.

That's when I knew I had to stop eating her food,  especially when she attends white garment church.

As if she read my mind,  she went ahead and asked me,  "is it that you don't find me attractive or what? " then I knew I had to talk to her.

I smiled and said " why not? " I do but must I have Sex with you to prove it? .  She was shocked! And said but my friends said " Sex with  corpers are the best thing that can happen to any girl".

I was like Jisos ! ! ! I told her to inform her friends that I have HIV  and that's why we didn't have sex  because the way I saw her expression,  I might be raped one day in that community.

Gladly she left and looked at me with disgust.

I was like idiot,  no be only Sex,  with all this your  body odour.  Mtchewww! ! !

But the  it moved from her to the mother,  that's when I had to ask for change of PPA .

Seriously,  Sex with a Corper is not the best thing that can happen to you,  I wonder why it should be a priority for most Nigerians out there,  that even some student book mass,  pray for that day to come to pass.



Sunday 30 October 2016

Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal

Ooooooooo! ! !  Shame to you haters Ooooooooo.  Ndi ara .

Miss chidinma Okeke the former miss Anambra was in heaps of trouble some few days back as her sex tape was leaked on the internet which she denied out rightly, news reaching us is that The ex-beauty Queen is set to receive an award for excellence as queen of gold at diva Awards for her outstanding strength; for not giving up during trying times and staying strong against all odds. 

All of us have past and most people are still making their past today.  So who has the right to judge us if not God. 

I believe chidinma will be stronger and better from these blackmailing vampires out there. 

Outside this country,  she will be celebrated and her financial worth will triple.  

Not just because of the money,  but then it could have been her experimental stage in life and she sure as hell  enjoyed it.  

Girl ride on and be careful with the blood sucking demons you keep around you. 

Economic Adjustment

21st Century indeed!

As  a child I enjoyed saving 5 naira,  because it could do wonders for me.  Those days,  whenever am sent to buy something I would always keep the change.

Chai ! ! !  I still remember how I used to buy crunch drinks,  pineapple Fanta, bread as cheap as 15 to 30 naira .  I know what you are thinking  oh,  but am not that  old jare .

Anyways,  things has changed according to buu buu (Buhari) and so we have to change and most importantly adjust with the flow.  But then some people still find it very difficult to cut their cloth according to the material.

Yes!  Cut your cloth according to your material.  Meaning that if your money can afford half yard of Ankara - you either go ahead and use the material or mix it cheaper material like newspaper and use it.

How can you at this point in life ask your boyfriend to buy KFC chicken,  cold stone ice cream,  shop rite bread,  Apple and so on when he can't afford toothpaste for himself - na arm robber you be oh

Realistically,  you should take advantage of this economy and find shape, slim down and love yourself the more.

Save more than you spend,  transportation already takes a lot from you.

Practice drinking more of water this period than toxic drinks and juice .

Maintain the few clothes you have now,  unless you are nedu wazobia that needs different attires  for his phenomenonal video.  

5 Life Skills You Need to Become the Ideal Grown-Up


Adulting is hard. When you’re in the comfort of a classroom, finding solutions to the inevitable personal and professional problems of life is easy, even fun. When you have the opportunity to bounce ideas off a few hundred of your peers, you feel more confident in your decisions.

 But then life kicks in. You trade the classroom and backpack for an office and a laptop bag. Suddenly you don’t have the luxury of an hourlong discussion before making a decision—your answer was needed five minutes ago.

 All of this is part of life. It's forever changing and we must be ready to adapt along with it.

1. How to think outside the "classroom"

Children work or solve problems in a lay down method learnt from parent or from school.  As an Adult,  you are required to be creative and unique in your  approach to things,  because that's the only way your work will stand out and be authentic .

2. How to  write a report.

It somehow a cliché to talk about writing a report as a necessary tool for an ideal grown up but yet it cannot be overemphasised.  It is entirely different to know who you are and Putting it down on writing and once to you can thoroughly do that,  writing any report becomes easy and fun.

3. Efficiency.

Apart from work related lifestyle where you are required to be efficient and effective , in the real world where your friends,  family ,  and prospect relationship are always around,  everybody wants to associate themselves with hardworking,  and productivity personality.  Efficiency is the new productivity .

4. How to  maximise yourself (energy)  and do everything better.

No car engine works for hours and days and even for weeks without servicing and maintenance and so is our body.  You need to know who you are,  and your limits and of course your weakness .  They are one attributes you don't want to mess with.

5.  Challenge yourself to be proactive and  resilient.

Every successful and of course attractive person out there,  knows what challenge can do for someone.  They build and makes you stronger to withstand mountains of problems.  So don't see challenges as the worst that can happen but the best time to explore your hidden personality.



Thursday 27 October 2016

It Takes a Positive Attitude to Achieve Positive Results

By Mark Victor Hansen

 Your attitude determines the state of the world you live in. It is the foundation for every success and every failure you have had and will have. it will make you or break you.

Your attitude controls your life. But the good news? You control your attitude.

 Attitude creates the way you feel about people and situations. Your actions are a result of your attitude - which in turn creates a reaction from others.

It is your attitude toward others and the universe that determines the resulting attitude toward you.

 Have a positive, joyful attitude and you’ll have positive, joyful results. Put out a bad, negative attitude and you’ve failed before you begin.

I know it sounds simple, but, the truth is, it is:
 
Where do negative attitudes come from?

Negative attitudes come from thinking negative thoughts over and over until they become part of your subconscious, part of your personality—they become habitual. You may not even realize you have a negative attitude because it’s been with you for so long. Once you have a bad attitude, you expect failure and disaster. And that expectation turns you into a magnet for failure and disaster.

Then it becomes a vicious cycle: You expect the worst, so you get the worst. Your negative beliefs are reinforced. So you expect the worst, and you get the worst

So, how do you shift your thoughts and create a positive attitude?

It takes work, but creating anything of value takes work. In order to have a new attitude, you have to change your subconscious thinking. How? By analyzing every thought you have until positive thinking becomes habit. You’re merely replacing an old habit with a healthy habit, much like replacing smoking with exercise.

You can’t just stop being negative—you have to replace those negative thoughts with positive ones.
Some people would say, “But negative situations are a reality. They just show up in everyday life.”
This is absolutely not true.

 Situations are a reality, yes. They do show up, yes. It is your attitude that makes a situation positive or negative. It’s time for you to realize that you are in control of how you think and feel—no one else on earth has this power unless you give it away.

Take control of your attitude, your state of mind, and you take control of your results.

So go out today and put on your positive pants

  

SWEEPERS WITHOUT GLORY

By FRED ITUA and FAITH JAMES

They are the first to rise, while the rest of the world still snores. Under the sun or in the rain, they seldom default. They defy the sometime ugly glances of passersby to keep Abuja, the nation’s capital clean.


Like road traffic wardens, Abuja street sweepers are rarely celebrated. Road users and pedestrians only see clean streets. They hardly pay attention to those who ensure that empty cans thrown through the glasses of a moving car, sachet water nylons flung while walking and other disposables indiscriminately scattered on the streets are removed.


Everyday, they face the risk of being hit by careless and drunk drivers while sweeping the streets. They are neither given head helmets to protect them from hit-and-run motorists or given adequate sun-resistant fabric to fence off the biting sun. Under the rain, they are not provided with the necessary tools.


Worst still is the non-provision of caution signs by employers of these sweet sweepers to warn coming and speeding vehicles. Since their jobs are informal, they have no health or death insurance packages to fall back on whenever they suffer hazards during work hours.


A 27-year-old widow, Rebecca Felix, is one of the street sweepers in Abuja. Prior to her new job, she was a petty trader struggling to make ends meet. She told Daily Sun that she was relying on the meager income realized from her petty business to take care of her children.


Today, she has become one of the street sweepers in Abuja. She combines both the gains she realizes from her petty trade with her salary to take care of her children. It, however, appears that there is no difference, as the salary she earns as a street sweeper is next to nothing.


Although she is grateful to have got the job, she is disturbed by the challenges that accompany it. According to her, risks associated with the job far outweigh the stipends she earns as her salary. When she started the job, she was optimistic that it would meet her demands. But, as it stands now, she is completely confused.


“When my friend introduced me to it, she told me that as a street sweeper, I will be able to cater for my needs and that of my family. She said I could attend to some pressing needs without necessarily going into debt, but the story is different now.


“If I could find a better job apart from sweeping the streets, this would have been my last option. I needed to cater for my family. Since my husband died five years ago, it has not been easy. Getting this job was a miracle for me. At least, I have something to give back to my family.”


A motorist, Abdul, made a case for these sweepers: “The fact remains that it is very difficult to ignore the efforts of an average street sweeper in Abuja by the present administration. They defy the dangers involved to keep the city clean. They work so hard, often in difficult and high risk areas. The question is, do they earn wages commensurate to the risk they take?”


Another street sweeper, Ms Nneka Anosike, spotted on the Kubwa Expressway said her job seems easy but it is back breaking. She complained that many Nigerians are not environmentally-conscious and that they lack ethics of public responsibility:


“It is disheartening having cleaned the gutters, picking water sachets, tins and cans, swept the street, a person comes after you and litters right where you had already cleaned. Some throw things from the windows of their cars and this is so heartless. People need to change their attitude towards waste disposal.


“More so because when our supervisors come to inspect our work, they order us to start afresh no matter how much we explain that the litter was actually disposed after we had cleaned. Another major challenge is that after having swept and loaded waste into refuse bags pending collection by refuse trucks, some people empty the bags and take them away.


“This sets us back as our supervisors would come and instruct us to start from scratch, particularly because you often find that the emptied waste has been scattered by wind all over the place. The companies which collect recyclable waste in the city centre are creating problem for us. Some of the recyclables such as plastics are scattered all over the place as the trucks manoeuvre around the city.


“This calls for us, street sweepers, to pick up that waste and it is an unnecessary waste of time and energy. It would be nice for everyone who does business in the city to do so responsibly. The recycling companies should ensure that their trucks are well covered.”


Kate Ijeoma, a graduate of the University of Abuja, said doing such a job is dehumanizing, but she can do the job if she travels out of Nigeria to Europe. She stated that street sweepers abroad are treated with some level of professionalism and they are well paid.


Justina from Mabushi area in Abuja is married and has a child. She is a cleaner at Banex Plaza. There are four other women engaged in cleaning the place with her. She told her story:


“There is no way one will make efforts and achieve everything at a go. It requires perseverance and commitment though times. This job is stressful. A lazy person cannot engage him or herself without complaining and I also have to manage because it’s my only source of livelihood.


“I come here everyday from my place by 5:00am then we finish by 8:00am. After that, we gather the refuse bin and take it to the refuse dump where we normally dispose it. From there, we return to our various homes. At times, when we are doing our job, some drivers throw caution to the winds by driving recklessly and splashing water on us.


“My supervisor is a good woman. She always provides whatever we demand for though there are times when she replies with an impolite tone before she makes provision for your need. Whenever our salary is due for payment, she pays the exact day without wasting time.


“She always commends our good work. Not only that, customers also appreciate the fact that the premises are always clean when they come into the plaza. One thing with human beings is that they can never be satisfied no matter the length you go. At times she (supervisor) complains, but we are left with no other choice than to endure and comply. I am not really enjoying the job, but the fact that I am not educated, I have to do it rather than being idle.


“My husband supports and advises me all the time. His words are the only source of encouragement I have. He always tells me to put more effort in the job that there will definitely be light at the end of of the tunnel. Whenever I am not strong enough to come to work, I plead with my younger sister to assist me because my colleagues cannot leave their work to assist me. On a last note, I think people need to change their attitude towards waste disposal.”


Twenty two-year-old Happiness Ifeanyi from Area 1, works with a first generation bank as a sweeper. She comes to work by 6:00am everyday:


“We face challenges especially when customers mess up the place. Our boss is disciplined and hates excuses so she expects one to keep the premises clean. To me, the job is not stressful just that the pay is not enough for my up keep and I support my siblings with what I get from the this job.


“Our supervisor who happens to be my colleague has this ego because she sees herself as being privileged to be picked out among the rest. She often replies her colleagues in a rude manner.”

Sunday 23 October 2016

THINGS WE DONT TALK ABOUT.


How did we get here, at a point when communication between one another is done via social media and face to face communication has been replaced with movie time and gossiping about other people's life.

We now make friends online and unfriend them online as easy as blinking the eye - then the few that we keep offline, knows a bit of our sincerity as we continue to fake it while living an offline mode of life.

Everybody is guilty of  gossiping but not everyone engages in it very often.
So the question then becomes what is it that we talk about and what are the things we don't talk about.

Take for instance, today most of us will engage in a lot of conservation about the economy, about our coworker, about our neighbor, and probably about a trending celebrity topic  - Amebo, when your sibling is in need of  someone to talk some senses into him/her.

We've become allergic to talking about problems that we can see until it gets out of control. Sometimes some of us just look the other way because they don't want to be seen as the devil or someone that complains a lot - and we wonder why homes are breaking up, why husband and wife becomes cat and dog all of a sudden.

We don't complement each other enough and so envy and jealousy builds up.

We forget to celebrate one another in their little achievement but always ready to point out what we've failed to do.

We replaced love with lobby so we can always be in control without any feedback mechanism.

How can you be living with someone for years and you still don't know how to tell them how you feel about their character - it doesn't make you tolerant and accommodating, it makes you a pretender. The day your "accommodating spirit will be set ablaze might just be on the day a very small matter arises".

Communication is key for progress and sustainability. We just have to make it about things that count.

All in the name of culture and religious frivolities,  a lot of parents don't talk to their children about sex education nor will they even allow them to have an opposite sex for a friend and bring them over to dinner once in awhile.

It is abnormal that as a mother you can't talk to your daughter about menstrual cycle and how beautify it is for a girl to have one.

There is need to talk about body odour and not just talking about it but giving the person the best way to be free from such and why it is important to be smelling nice and fresh before people - not that you know that your friend has body odour and when he isn't there you talk about it and how disgusting and shameful it is to walk with him, why are you complaining when you've done nothing about it.

With the high level of rape in the country, I had to talk to my student, especially most of them that wear short skirt at the night probably going for an errand - because if care is not taken they might be inviting  unnecessary attention to themselves without even knowing it.

So go ahead and talk about how you feel, you might be misunderstood at first but if your choice of words are well constructed and carefully considered - you will be helping someone come out of a habit.








INSIDE DANFO


Up till now I don't know why these yellow buses are called "Danfo" but I can tell you a thing or two that go on inside Danfo bus.

It is a blessing to understand people - No! actually is a gift, but if you are very observant about your surroundings and what goes on  in it, you will be marveled at what you can learn from every incident or opportunity as I tend to call them.

I have taken a lot of these buses that I have lost count of how many but never the incident I witness each time. They are renewed everyday like the bright morning sun.

Just yesterday, on my way to Ikorodu garage from gberigbe I sat on the second seat just after a woman and her daughter, whom she was lapping. I was busy chatting, but I can sense this restlessness from this woman, as she continued to drag her feet and move her body.

Ah! mummy couldn't take it anymore oh, and the next thing I heard was "kpaa".... I shouted JESUS NWOKE OMA, OGINI KWA!!!

This woman gave her daughter a resounding calculated slap and told her (using yoruba accent) "Ah! Tomi, you are wicked!  - I have been carrying you since from our junction and you didn't even want to shake your body small" I be wood? Ah! Tomi you are just like your father but I will kill you before you kill me.... and she went on and on.

The girl was as surprised as the whole passengers in the bus and  in her responds to the slap, she dropped the mother's bag she was carrying, which even made the woman abuse her the more.

Two of the passengers immediately started abusing the woman for her actions, and then bought market for themselves as the woman faced them and gave each a plate full of insults.

As the argument continued, I remembered that I have my earpiece with me, Ah! God bless whoever made earpiece ooh, because I immediately started listening to music.

Luckily enough the shouting reduced when the conductor started collecting his money and I thanked God, not knowing that season 2 will kick off immediately.

The man at the back of the bus gave the conductor 1000 naira, like a reflex  action, the conductor said 'were ni o, by this time of the day you dey bring this kind money, Oga! na where your madness stop na there my own start oh.

Everybody laughed because it was too early to bring that amount but then money na money, the man no go trek because say he no get change now.

So the man didn't answer him but just kept his money with him, as the journey continued the conductor kept on asking the man to give him his money to avoid wahala o but the man did not answer him

The conductor asked him again but this time, told the man that they will kill themselves here oo. The man just said that there is no problem, shebi na die matter say he go die today and if he no kill am - say him be bastard. In short say he is not paying again, Ah! omo, they went on and on abusing each other as if they knew each other from compound probably this face me I face you yard o.

I was just praying "God will I just reach where I am going today", when I was almost close to my junction I wanted to stop and trek the remaining but they refused to even stop.

When I was telling a friend my ordeal, he couldn't stop laughing and later said that is too much "SK" that they take everyday that is affecting them.

The experiences are numerous and I pray I don't enter the one that will catch fire one day.


#Lagosnawaoo

#innigeriabyanigerian







Saturday 22 October 2016

ARE YOU EMPLOYABLE?


Nigerian Youths I greet ooo!

So I've heard some of us complaining about the government not providing enough jobs, Yes! they haven't done that yet. But make I ask? How many Youths are Employable? and if you are hiring, will you hire yourself?

If yes, then get yourself 5 times more employable than you were 5 months ago because there is competiton out there  and people are equipping themselves daily.

But if no, the Good-news is that is not too late for you, first, you need to know the 21st century skills which are summarized in the "5 C's" - Critical thinking, Communication, Collaboration, Creativity, and Cross-cultural appreciation.

The above 5 C's are just summary of what you should have as a person, sometimes might come with certificate to prove the authenticity because of some unique people that can fabricate things up and pile up 10 pages of CV.

It is very important that we appreciate the technology that is available to us and create something for ourselves.

It is NOT unfortunate that currently that we can't say this is what we have produced from the  few of us that are gifted and extraordinary. the truth is that the big names we know today had their government support both financially and otherwise.

 Surprisingly, Our government have some platform where they've shown interest in assisting the great inventors  and your great idea that is achievable and long-lasting. Some of their approach are the program for NYSC members, asking for business ideas that are outstanding so they can assist, also they went further to SME ( small and medium enterprise) another opportunity to come and sell yourself, your idea and why your business will work rather than 10 thousand ideas and plans already received.

Until we start taking advantage of every opportunity whether big or small, we might not get anyway.

Forget your friends for a day, forget about that party for tonight, forget that ceremony for just today and start writing that ideas you have - turn it into a business idea, then write a business proposal.

Without even having anyone to give it to, write it as if you are going to see the President of America (if that's who you prefer than our own Buu Buu) be serious, plan your presentation and make sure your future challenges are pointed out and how you hope to conquer them.

Once you are through, go straight to google if you don't have any info about where and how to go about submitting your business proposal and search for seminars, platforms that are available and start attending.

Never start a business because of money, start because of the satisfaction you will get each time you see that business growing, knowing you are changing lives.


Even if you don't have someone to accept your business ideas and assist, you are ready for any job and will get that your dream.


Why; because you've done exactly what that manager that will employ you does and assign people to do. You've proven to yourself capable and diligent enough to take up a task and see it through.








Thursday 20 October 2016

TYPICAL NIGERIAN MAN




A typical Nigerian man is only ugly without money, a trip to most of their social media account before they started wearing suit and taking pictures in a flashy car will open plenty fowl ynash.

So be very careful, how you look that your neighbor without job who seats from one beer parlor to another. Bros… when money show, he go baff up so tee fear go catch you.

Nigerian men are just too much; you need to have a face to face appreciation of our men that stand from morning till night at Newspaper stand arguing over each headline as if someone is paying them.

A typical Nigerian Man is far from humble and when he chooses to be – is seen as weak.

He is a hustler and believes in hard work (for some hypothetically speaking), once he has money and can provide for himself and family members – He is okay but not satisfied. No one questions his source of income and everyone enjoy his philanthropic attribute.

A Nigeria man stands out wherever he finds himself, as it is normally said “any country you don’t find a Nigerian, pack up your things and leave”. Simply put – Nigerian go where things happen and where better dey, abi na lie?

 When a Nigerian man decides to marry, mostly want a “trophy wife”, someone who is perfect and does the house wife thing better than his formal girlfriend.  

There are actually great Nigerian men out there like myself (smiles), who are an epitome of love, charisma, learned and most importantly endowed up and down – if you are one of us “Dalu nno maka amu siri gi ike”.

But I want to talk about a Typical Nigerian Man, Who gets to eat the best part of every meat in a pot of soup, the one that prefers to give a “pitiful” slim and probably beautiful girl some cash and say manage – whereas the wife at home is “coping”.

 Am talking about a Nigerian Man that gives account of his daily earnings to that woman around the corner selling “mama put”, that Nigerian Man that comes back home late at night with his wife from work but then goes to shower  and press his phone while waiting for ‘food is ready” sign – Oga, if you take your wife out for dinner after a long day once in a while, will your size of dick reduce and stop telling people you don’t eat out because most men that eat in knows how to cook – so enter kitchen  once in awhile.

Am also talking about a typical Nigeria man that keeps laundry for the wife to do, “ihe n’eme kwa oo” – so if you wash your own cloth once in a while your pride will turn you into a goat?

There has to be some level of equality in marriage and in life generally. I haven’t seen where it is written “wife is your duty to sweep the house” and “husband is absolutely your duty to go find money”.

A Nigeria man spends most of his time and energy outside home, looking for greener pasture only to come back home and turn into a roaring lion to his children, wife and siblings.

I wouldn’t be wrong to say that most of us men haven’t found a balance between work and family.  They are two different aspects of life and as such should be treated differently and patiently.

Life is hard enough to take every word or statement directed to you as insult, or that is reminding you of your situation in life.  A Nigerian man has temperament and only the learned ones hide it very well.

A Nigeria man has so much to prove; He wants to tell his neighbor that he is somebody, he wants his kinsmen to know his name and value his worth, he wants to bring out money at occasions and church events and inform people  that he too is capable and well to do, he has to travel out of the country at least even if is Benin Republic and parade his home town as a foreign.  

A Nigerian man's feature cannot be exhausted in a day, you need to meet one and take note as time goes on.


Wednesday 19 October 2016

DELE GIWA: 30 YEARS AFTER HIS DEMISE


Although my generation might not know Late Dele Giwa very well, his reputation precedes him.

For my fellow indomie generation out there, Dele Giwa wasn't a President, He wasn't a Governor neither was he a Soldier -  He was a Nigerian Journalist, Editor, and founder of Newswatch magazine.

Come back here, am not done explaining to you; He wasn't your usual "aka azu" Journalist, He was and still represents what Journalism should be in Nigeria and that is why 30 years after his death our fathers and mothers can't get over his contributions and work.

As a matter of fact, He was assassinated!  Eeh!!! in his own house at Ikeja Lagos State by a novel parcel bomb method.

What is annoying is that up till now his death hasn't been thoroughly investigated to determine who sent the bomb and why.  So Nigerians are asking our oga Buu buu (Buhari) to please in the spirit of change help us find out what happened to this iroko tree (Dele Giwa) - because there is no worst corruption than this.

Wait I never finish!, if this is done people can be rest assured that Justice is served and so that when other part of the world is saying black life matters, we too can say it boldly because we defend and fight for one another truly.

#whathappenedtoDeleGiwa

#innigeriabyanigerian.

WHAT EVERY NYSC MEMBER MUST HAVE IN THEIR BAG/POCKET ALWAYS.


Okay my people I have to be sincere with you guys about this one year mandatory volunteering service popularly known as NYSC. Is fun filled and have so much opportunities to give anyone that wants to grab it.

At camp I was given my "kaki" which of course was not my size but that's not even my wahala oh! Wetin pain me be say, the material can tear eh! Just before the orientation day proper I don buy needle and thread fix the kaki I was lucky enough to exchange with someone.

Omo!!! after that day parade and waka waka - the belt side starting tearing, that's when I resolved that throughout my service year I will go everywhere with "needle and thread" but just today on way to CDS the worst happened - I forgot my needle and thread and my trouser opened mouth.

The side that torn today have never torn before oh nor have it given sign say e wan tear, you suppose don sabi where I talk about - guy na my cucumber side of the trouser oh. And I was wearing those tight boxers.

You see those my guys on the above pics, they were actually counting their dancing step cos if the kaki tear you go beg mad man for extra cloth.

Anyways, I had no choice but to walk small small using my bag to cover myself until I reach where I see tailor, who gave me cloth to tie in front of the shop and pull the trouser.

I thank God say shame no too dey my eye oo, but the tailor wicked oo, he didn't even invite me in to change and later said his money na 200 naira. I had to beg for him to collect 100 naira.

Abeg buy needle and thread and don't forget it a day until you collect your certificate ooo. I hold my ear dey beg you oo. .



Tuesday 18 October 2016

FEW OF 2016 RECORDED RAPE CASES IN NIGERIA.


RAPE - no matter how it is painted, who is involved  is very ugly and shouldn't be excused!

The year 2016 has recorded many cases of rape at all ages and I keep wondering what is the way out?



  • Rape suspect escapes from court in Awka;A 23-year-old rape suspect, Okpara Miracle, who was arrested for kidnapping, rape and cultism -  https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/192263/rape-suspect-escapes-court-awka

    • Herbalist, Emeka Obu rapes 15 year-old-girl in Anambra, The father of the victim, Ifemesi, told newsmen that “the 52-year-old native doctor visited the victim’s house in the absence of anybody; silenced her by covering her mouth, tore her panties and had carnal knowledge of her - https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/189942/herbalist-rapes-15-year-girl-anambra 

      • Police arrest 50-year-old man for raping 13-year-old girl. The 50 years old man ambushed the victim while she was on her way to fetch water and dragged her to an uncompleted building in the Abule Taju area of the town, where he raped her.- https://www.today.ng/news/metro/181362/police-arrest-50-year-man-raping-13-year-girl  

         I recently engaged in a conversation with some friends about rape and majority kept saying that is mostly caused from the way the victims are dressed and some other mind blowing opinions. 

      Yes! dressing contributes but how did the dressing of  13 years old girl on her way to fetch water seduce a 50 years old grandpa?.   we need to understand that this rape is not just a responses to stimulus - is actually a "thought through" process before it was acted upon.
     

Monday 17 October 2016

NIGERIA WEDDING


If there is any of our culture that wouldn't fade over time, it would be a "Nigeria Wedding".

I have attended a lot actually and I can tell  that it wouldn't go out of style rather it have been improved on with lots of spices that makes each wedding stand out from others.

The reason why this culture wouldn't vanish overnight like some of our morals have, is that our parents tends to take it very serious, as a matter of fact - more serious than the couple to be.



 Every Nigeria wedding is actually a ceremony for the villagers, society and family/friends, hence in most cases is not about the two people involved but more like "Their Wedding - Our Marriage".  That is why shades and colours of Asoebi for a Nigerian Wedding is unending, is a procession of groups of invitee who wants to feel included in your marriage even when they wouldn't a get ring.

In as much as Church Programs take time in Nigeria, A wedding event might have a time frame but wait till dancing time and eventually the mother-in-laws start dancing for their share of money.



Each tribe has their unique style and dressing which epitomize richness in culture and diversity.

Interestingly, most Nigeria weddings have the couple worrying if their invitee have being fed well and given attention, if there is enough food and drinks to go round and to some the weight of your gift to their wedding which sometimes determines your souvenir. so when you see someone coming back from a wedding with a hand fan, know that two things are involved; he/she doesn't know the couple and their gift didn't meet up to expectation.





As creative as we can get, most Nigeria couples moved the Nigeria Wedding abroad and made sure the world knows how every wedding should be celebrated and remembered.

It even gave birth to a lot of aspiring couples to start investing in wedding ceremony abroad, taking a serious dance lesson as to attract more dollars on the dance floor.

If you haven't been to a Nigeria Wedding before, you now have my permission to do so - Go and Crash a Wedding!



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Saturday 15 October 2016

Lagos BRT Bus Conductors



In a big city like Lagos, it is sometimes a miracle to commute between short distances – while for some of us that have to go from Ikorodu to CMS, Yaba among others; it is a journey that requires earpiece, gala and definitely a plastic bottle of chilled coke (Orobo size).
 
Welcome to Lagos! – was the responses I got after sharing my traffic ordeal with a friend, and it’s the best way of telling someone “get used to it or go back to your village”.

But then with new people coming into Lagos on daily basis, the old residence actually believe that traffic in Lagos has reduced or not what it used to be - only if you will be willing to wake up by 4:00am at least every morning, prepare and join BRT BUS to your destination (esp. when you don’t have your own ride and you don’t even have a neighbor you wait for at their gate/door to ask for a ride). 



BRT means Bus Rapid Transit.  A transport option, which relies on the use of dedicated 'interference' free segregated lanes to guarantee fast and reliable bus travel. The BRT bus run on physically segregated lanes and thus make them run faster in a situation where there is traffic congestion.

The first phase of the Lagos BRT was opened on March 17, 2008, and was initiated by Bola Tinubu administration.  And till date have met the transportation needs of Lagosians’ who make use of them and it hope to do more as many of free segregated lanes  and ticket point are under construction.

Just like the normal system of transportation in Nigeria (Danfo), the BRT bus makes use of two principle officers; the Driver and the Conductor, always in sync with their own slangs for easy communication.

Apart from the comedy, film previews and advertisement which I enjoy a lot each time am on board, my next interesting thing is BRT BUS CONDUCTORS.  


It is easy for them to come off as abusive, rude and rugged, maybe is because I always see or would I say I choose to see the good in everyone. But I find them to be good at people’s management, something that most individuals cannot do. And not just that, I also find them to be very confident, opinionated and full of energy. 

For instance, I boarded a BRT bus yesterday and the conductor as usual were calling the destinations and the amount once anyone wants to enter. This guy entered and didn’t argue the amount, but when the girl was collecting her money he gave her 50 naira, immediately I knew the guy wanted to buy market for himself. 

The conductor in their normal tone, starting showing off her word strength and later the guy paid the money after causing unnecessary disturbance for some of us that was enjoying “STUPID” comedy – my favourite BRT comedy (hahaha).

I believe that these conductors, especially the female ones are developing themselves in dealing with people, is something most people find very difficult to do. With their level of confidence going  up and down the bus collecting money, remembering the faces of those that have paid and haven’t, watching out for tax collector and their communication skill, I believe if channeled to something else they will succeed in it.

They are one of the people that make Nigeria work, when they come out early – we go to work early.

 #BRTBusConductors
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